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« on: June 18, 2010, 03:38:31 PM »



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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 04:10:49 PM »

There was a sex scene that was cut from the movie but somehow I dont think this will do it that way :X
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2010, 06:36:56 PM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 12:22:39 PM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
I know people who admittedly spent the whole movie trying to get a limps of n'yteri's (sp?) nipples.


One of them might have been me

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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2010, 12:39:51 PM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
I know people who admittedly spent the whole movie trying to get a limps of n'yteri's (sp?) nipples.
I certainly wasn't limp.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2010, 10:22:00 PM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
I know people who admittedly spent the whole movie trying to get a limps of n'yteri's (sp?) nipples.


One of them might have been me

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they are there, too. not too hard to find. (yes, i have gone over this movie frame by frame. all 242,000 images, saved em all too.)

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2010, 09:12:39 AM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
I know people who admittedly spent the whole movie trying to get a limps of n'yteri's (sp?) nipples.


One of them might have been me

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*neytiri

they are there, too. not too hard to find. (yes, i have gone over this movie frame by frame. all 242,000 images, saved em all too.)
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Petah Parker is my hero!!!...

if only the movie was always that way...
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2010, 12:00:32 PM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
I know people who admittedly spent the whole movie trying to get a limps of n'yteri's (sp?) nipples.


One of them might have been me

 Shocked

*neytiri

they are there, too. not too hard to find. (yes, i have gone over this movie frame by frame. all 242,000 images, saved em all too.)
[IMAGE]
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Petah Parker is my hero!!!...

if only the movie was always that way...

More?


Also, the 2 people in the This Ain't Avatar picture look like they are terminally ill
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2010, 04:42:00 PM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
I know people who admittedly spent the whole movie trying to get a limps of n'yteri's (sp?) nipples.


One of them might have been me

 Shocked


*neytiri

they are there, too. not too hard to find. (yes, i have gone over this movie frame by frame. all 242,000 images, saved em all too.)
[IMAGE]
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Petah Parker is my hero!!!...

if only the movie was always that way...

More?


Also, the 2 people in the This Ain't Avatar picture look like they are terminally ill

okay!


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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2010, 06:13:26 PM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
I know people who admittedly spent the whole movie trying to get a limps of n'yteri's (sp?) nipples.


One of them might have been me

 Shocked

*neytiri

they are there, too. not too hard to find. (yes, i have gone over this movie frame by frame. all 242,000 images, saved em all too.)
[IMAGE]
[IMAGE]
Petah Parker is my hero!!!...

if only the movie was always that way...

More?


Also, the 2 people in the This Ain't Avatar picture look like they are terminally ill
okay!
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I'd hit it, even though she's about 5 feet taller than me.
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2010, 06:17:24 PM »

not really needed... i mean, there were nipples and bare asses throughout the entire movie...
I know people who admittedly spent the whole movie trying to get a limps of n'yteri's (sp?) nipples.


One of them might have been me

 Shocked

*neytiri

they are there, too. not too hard to find. (yes, i have gone over this movie frame by frame. all 242,000 images, saved em all too.)
[IMAGE]
[IMAGE]
Petah Parker is my hero!!!...

if only the movie was always that way...

More?


Also, the 2 people in the This Ain't Avatar picture look like they are terminally ill
okay!
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I'd hit it, even though she's about 5 feet taller than me.
id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2010, 06:30:49 PM »


id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
I wonder if there are Na'vi pedos...
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2010, 07:14:38 PM »


id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
I wonder if there are Na'vi pedos...

its funny, becouse thats come up, mistaking leNa'vi kids for adult na'vi in a picture, and saying they would do them.

so yeah, i guess so xD
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2010, 08:25:32 PM »


id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
I wonder if there are Na'vi pedos...

its funny, becouse thats come up, mistaking leNa'vi kids for adult na'vi in a picture, and saying they would do them.

so yeah, i guess so xD
But how do they know the Na'vi people has an age of consent? What age is it?

SO MANY QUESTIONS
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2010, 09:47:07 PM »


id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
I wonder if there are Na'vi pedos...

its funny, becouse thats come up, mistaking leNa'vi kids for adult na'vi in a picture, and saying they would do them.

so yeah, i guess so xD
But how do they know the Na'vi people has an age of consent? What age is it?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

technically the age of consent (for bonding) would be after the rites of passage. (e.g. for the Omaticaya, bonding with your Ikran) least thats my understanding of it.
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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2010, 11:04:07 PM »


id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
I wonder if there are Na'vi pedos...

its funny, becouse thats come up, mistaking leNa'vi kids for adult na'vi in a picture, and saying they would do them.

so yeah, i guess so xD
But how do they know the Na'vi people has an age of consent? What age is it?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

technically the age of consent (for bonding) would be after the rites of passage. (e.g. for the Omaticaya, bonding with your Ikran) least thats my understanding of it.

Fiuck this shit, I am way too high right now.
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2010, 11:09:58 PM »


id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
I wonder if there are Na'vi pedos...

its funny, becouse thats come up, mistaking leNa'vi kids for adult na'vi in a picture, and saying they would do them.

so yeah, i guess so xD
But how do they know the Na'vi people has an age of consent? What age is it?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

technically the age of consent (for bonding) would be after the rites of passage. (e.g. for the Omaticaya, bonding with your Ikran) least thats my understanding of it.

Fiuck this shit, I am way too high right now.

and drunk?
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2010, 11:45:43 PM »


id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
I wonder if there are Na'vi pedos...

its funny, becouse thats come up, mistaking leNa'vi kids for adult na'vi in a picture, and saying they would do them.

so yeah, i guess so xD
But how do they know the Na'vi people has an age of consent? What age is it?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

technically the age of consent (for bonding) would be after the rites of passage. (e.g. for the Omaticaya, bonding with your Ikran) least thats my understanding of it.

Fiuck this shit, I am way too high right now.

and drunk?

I'm a little buzzed.

Also, I find the Na'vi to be so alien and strange looking that it repulses me to think of them in a sexual way, yet I find it slightly erotic that there was nipples in a PG-13 movie, even if they're alien.

Not so much the nipples themselves as much as the ADDITION of nipples.

Sexuality flows through my veins.
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2010, 08:44:25 AM »


id hit that, for sure.

only problem would be its like a hotdog down a hallway...
I wonder if there are Na'vi pedos...

its funny, becouse thats come up, mistaking leNa'vi kids for adult na'vi in a picture, and saying they would do them.

so yeah, i guess so xD
But how do they know the Na'vi people has an age of consent? What age is it?

SO MANY QUESTIONS

technically the age of consent (for bonding) would be after the rites of passage. (e.g. for the Omaticaya, bonding with your Ikran) least thats my understanding of it.

Fiuck this shit, I am way too high right now.

and drunk?

and i wasnt invited!??! :O
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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2010, 08:50:02 AM »

Well you saw the look she gave the main character when she saw him human at the end. You know the thoughts that went through their heads.

"He's so tiny, I wonder if he's as good as his blue self?"
"Man, she may be like 5 feet taller than me but I am so turned on right now."

Her three fingered massive hand works its way into his pants grabbing his human member and begins to massage it while he sticks his entire fucking hand down into her and begins to massage her. She moans and her eyes widen as his member begins to become erected. Finally she tears his pants open and sits down on his human cock. However after several minutes of humping she notices there's no feeling coming from down there. They look at each other in mild disappointment.
"I wonder if..." She says pulling out her ponytail tentacle monster and lowering to his cock. Its tendrils wrap themselves tightly around him and her eyes widen. "I SEE YOU!" She shouts in ecstasy. "See this bitch!" He shouts as he shoots his load into her ponytail gunking up her hair and apparently her eyes. "Gah! Fuck! What the hell? I can't see now! Thanks alot you fuckwad!" She sputters her hair separating from him as she moves away. He crawls along the ground, "Come on baby. I thought you liked it like that!" Shes now walking into trees and she almost trips over his motionless Avatar body. "Yeah, well let's see how you like this you asshole." She begins to grind Sam's Avatar self getting his larger Avatar penis into her and driving it to erection. He manages to crawl to her just as she begins to scream and moan letting her large amount of blue alien cum to spray all over Sam's mask covered face and body. And being as she's alien, to humans the cum is like acid so it begins to eat into him. "Gah! Fuck! What the hell?" His mask is starting to be eaten away and she hurriedly rushes him to the nearest tree to get treated by some magic tree sap or some shit. He sighs as the cooling sap not only mends his burns but gives him sensations like he's never felt before.

The rest of their relationship after he turns into an Avatar forever consists of his nightly visits to the magic sap tree where he covers himself in it and begins to hump the tree until he goes home and she stands at the entrance to their hammock all like, "Have you been with that tree again?"
"NO!" She isn't convinced though the sap is all over his face and neck.
"You cheating bastard!" She shouts pushing him into the hammock where she hate fucks him the rest of the night.


Yeah, that's the face they got when she found him human.
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2010, 03:29:08 PM »

Well you saw the look she gave the main character when she saw him human at the end. You know the thoughts that went through their heads.

"He's so tiny, I wonder if he's as good as his blue self?"
"Man, she may be like 5 feet taller than me but I am so turned on right now."

Her three fingered massive hand works its way into his pants grabbing his human member and begins to massage it while he sticks his entire fucking hand down into her and begins to massage her. She moans and her eyes widen as his member begins to become erected. Finally she tears his pants open and sits down on his human cock. However after several minutes of humping she notices there's no feeling coming from down there. They look at each other in mild disappointment.
"I wonder if..." She says pulling out her ponytail tentacle monster and lowering to his cock. Its tendrils wrap themselves tightly around him and her eyes widen. "I SEE YOU!" She shouts in ecstasy. "See this bitch!" He shouts as he shoots his load into her ponytail gunking up her hair and apparently her eyes. "Gah! Fuck! What the hell? I can't see now! Thanks alot you fuckwad!" She sputters her hair separating from him as she moves away. He crawls along the ground, "Come on baby. I thought you liked it like that!" Shes now walking into trees and she almost trips over his motionless Avatar body. "Yeah, well let's see how you like this you asshole." She begins to grind Sam's Avatar self getting his larger Avatar penis into her and driving it to erection. He manages to crawl to her just as she begins to scream and moan letting her large amount of blue alien cum to spray all over Sam's mask covered face and body. And being as she's alien, to humans the cum is like acid so it begins to eat into him. "Gah! Fuck! What the hell?" His mask is starting to be eaten away and she hurriedly rushes him to the nearest tree to get treated by some magic tree sap or some shit. He sighs as the cooling sap not only mends his burns but gives him sensations like he's never felt before.

The rest of their relationship after he turns into an Avatar forever consists of his nightly visits to the magic sap tree where he covers himself in it and begins to hump the tree until he goes home and she stands at the entrance to their hammock all like, "Have you been with that tree again?"
"NO!" She isn't convinced though the sap is all over his face and neck.
"You cheating bastard!" She shouts pushing him into the hammock where she hate fucks him the rest of the night.


Yeah, that's the face they got when she found him human.

That was disturbingly sexy
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